The Haggadah - In Computer Command Language

Sent to me by Evi Resnick

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  $ Release ISRAEL 
    ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release 
 
  $ Set ISRAEL;mode=master
    Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL 
 
  $ Set Pharaoh;mode=slave
    Command ignored 
 
  $ Load Moshe
    Done 
 
  $ Deactivate Pharaoh
    Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated 
 
  $ For i=1 to 10 do plagues
    Are you sure? Y 
    Done 
 
  $ Release ISRAEL
    error: ISRAEL uninitialized 
 
  $ Set ISRAEL = 600,000
    Done 
 
  $ Release ISRAEL
    ISRAEL released 
 
  $ Declare Matza;array(width=20,length=20,height=0)
    Done 
 
  $ Move ISRAEL to Sinai
    OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA 
    HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK! 
 
  $ Save ISRAEL
    Specify save device 
 
  $ Save ISRAEL with miracle
    Done 
 
  $ Move ISRAEL to Sinai
    Done 
 
  $ For I=1 to 10 do commandments
    Allocation conflict:Commandments cannot be operated with active 
    golden calf routine 
 
  $ Destroy calf
    Done 
 
  $ For I=1 to 10 do commandments
    Done; commandments stored on hard rock device 
 
  $ Move ISRAEL to desert
    Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop 
 
  $ Move ISRAEL to desert;limit=40 years
    Done 
 
  $ Build Mishkan
    Syntax error 
 
  $ Build Mishkan;owner=Betzalel
    Done 
 
  $ Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL
    Warning: operand terms must be unique 
 
  $ Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
    Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN 
 
  $ set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (SPIES * 10)
    Done 
 
  $ Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
    Done 

avivA Starkman / Los Angeles, CA / e-mail me
Created: April 21, 1997 / Last updated: May 9, 1997