| The Haggadah - In Computer Command Language |
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$ Release ISRAEL
ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release
$ Set ISRAEL;mode=master
Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL
$ Set Pharaoh;mode=slave
Command ignored
$ Load Moshe
Done
$ Deactivate Pharaoh
Pharaoh account hard locked;cannot be deactivated
$ For i=1 to 10 do plagues
Are you sure? Y
Done
$ Release ISRAEL
error: ISRAEL uninitialized
$ Set ISRAEL = 600,000
Done
$ Release ISRAEL
ISRAEL released
$ Declare Matza;array(width=20,length=20,height=0)
Done
$ Move ISRAEL to Sinai
OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA
HAVE LIMITED YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK!
$ Save ISRAEL
Specify save device
$ Save ISRAEL with miracle
Done
$ Move ISRAEL to Sinai
Done
$ For I=1 to 10 do commandments
Allocation conflict:Commandments cannot be operated with active
golden calf routine
$ Destroy calf
Done
$ For I=1 to 10 do commandments
Done; commandments stored on hard rock device
$ Move ISRAEL to desert
Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop
$ Move ISRAEL to desert;limit=40 years
Done
$ Build Mishkan
Syntax error
$ Build Mishkan;owner=Betzalel
Done
$ Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL
Warning: operand terms must be unique
$ Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN
$ set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (SPIES * 10)
Done
$ Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
Done