The CIA sends in an army of agents who question all rabbit informants, meaning, all animals, plants, and minerals. After 2 months with no leads, they come out of the forest and announce that the rabbit does not exist.

The FBI sends in its agents. After 2 weeks, they are unable to apprehend the rabbit. So, they burn down the forest, killing all animal and plant life, including the rabbit. Without apologies, they announce that the rabbit had it coming to him.

The LAPD sends in its policemen. After 2 hours, they come out with a badly beaten raccoon. The raccoon is screaming, "OK. OK. I admit, I'm a rabbit."